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Crime by Knickers
]____^_^]X___]] - E WAS PLEASED WITH MY ACTION REPLAY. HE EVEN SMILE AT ME WHEN HE USED IT. I THINK HE WAS MAD ABOUT MY A.R. AND HE WILL BUY NEW ONE FOR HIMSELF IN THE FUTURE. OR WHAT YOU SAY JW - D? WAS MY SUGGESTION GOOD - D. MAYBE HE WILL SAY - C. NEVER I WILL BUY A.R. AS MY NAME IS JARMO VAISANEN - C DUNNO LAUGH DICK-BOY - C! SHIT SHIT SHIT - E. THERE IS STILL TOO MUCH SPACE LEFT SO I MUST WRITE MORE CRAP ABOUT SOMEBODY. I WOULD RATHER HAVE SLEEP THAN WRITE TEXT. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I HAVEN'T WRITE TEXT FOR DEMOS SINCE I DID QUIZZICAL !! IN ALL CRITICISMING IS QUITE NICE - C! WHO IS NEXT UNLUCKY SACRIFICE - D. YEP I FOUND HIM - C! HE IS BELCH OF CURSOR - D! THANX ABOUT YOUR STUPID CALL. EHE EHE - D! WHERE IS THE UNITED STATES - C! I DUNNO KNOW. IS THE NEAREST STATE ISRAEL - THE DEMO CALLED - ...CRIME.. - CREDITS FOR THIS PART... CODE BY JAYWALKER OF KNICKERS... ALL GRAPHIX EXCEPT SPRITES BY PLODEX OF KNICKERS... ANTI ACID SPRITE BY NAPALM OF KNICKERS AND J AND W SPRITES FROM THE SPRITESET BY SHOGUN OF KNICKERS.... MUSIC BY REYN OUWEHAND OF SCOOP... - WELL... WHAT COULD I WRITE NOW...JUST TO INFORM YOU I TELL THIS IS JAYWALKER TYPING... HMM... IT'S EASTER TIME... FUCK EASTER ! THE POST OFFICES ARE CLOSED AND THEY DON'T DEAL ANY MAIL... JESUS WAS NOTHING BUT AN IDIOT... THAT'S IT... GUESS WHAT... THIS WEEK I BOUGHT A NEW SIXTY-FOUR AND A COLOUR TELLY. COOL EH ! FUCK IT AIN'T COOL. I DON'T WONDER ANYLONGER WHY THE GUYS MOVE ON THE AMIGA... THIS NEW SIXTY FOUR IS A PIECE OF SHIT ! MY OLD COMPUTER IS HANDMADE IN ENGLAND BUT THIS CRAP IS MADE IN HONG KONG... DING DONG, I SAY... I HATE THIS MACHINE... AS FAST AS I GET THE MONEY I SHALL BUY AN AMIGA... I DON'T MEAN I LEAVE THIS ONE... I GUESS I NEVER DO... BUT I JUST CAN'T STAND THIS NEW LOOK. MY OLD COMPUTER IS ONLY FIVE AND HALF YEARS OLD AND I FEEL IT MUCH MORE COMFORTABLE THAN THIS NEW ONE. EVEN THOUGH THE OLD ONE DOESN'T WORK PERFECTLY ANYMORE... SO I HAVE TO USE THIS ONE... BUT THIS NEW TELLY IS JUST MARVELLOUS ! AND YOU CAN GUESS HOW IT FEELS AFTER BLACK AND WHITE TELLY... OK... AS MOST OF YOU GUYS OUT THERE KNOW I AM OUT OF SCHOOL THESE DAYS... THIS WEEK I GOT TWO LETTERS FROM TECHNICAL SCHOOL IN OULU... THEY ASKED ME TO COME THERE TO TAKE PART IN THE ENTRANCE EXAMINATION.... FUCK. EVEN I WOULD GET THROUGH I AM QUITE SURE I DON'T GO THERE... I WOULD RATHER GO TO THE UNIVERSITY. WELL... I AM A BIT BORED RIGHT NOW SO I THINK I WILL WRAP THE CRAP... LOOK OUT FOR MORE PRODUCTIONS FROM KNICKERS IN THE NEAR FUTURE !! YEAH. SEE YA LADDER.......... SIGNING KOFF... JAYWALKER... HULA BULA !!! GUESS WHO ??? YEP IT IS ME 'CRUISER' OF KNICKERS HERE WRITING BULLSHIT FOR THIS BORING PART DONE BY JW. THERE IS SUMTHING NICE ON THE SCREEN I GUESS BUT FOR MY TEXT IT WOULDN'T BEEN EVEN BEARABLE !!! BY THE WAY, JUST FEW MINUTES AGO I WATCHED THE DEMO CALLED 'LITTLE DEMO' DONE MY EXTEND. WOW I SAID !! WHAT A FUCKING STUPID GROUP IT IS. THE WHOLE DEMO WASN'T AGREEABLE AT ALL. THEIR NAME 'EXTEND' ISN'T EVEN SANE !! MY MIND THEY WOULD HAVE TO CHANGE IT TO 'LIMIT' !!! IT WOULD BE MORE BEARABLE. THEY TRIED TO CLAIM THAT MUSIC WAS DONE BY JCH IN THE THIRD PART BUT OF COURSE EVERYONE KNOW THAT IT WAS DONE BY DRAX !!! AT LEAST NEARLY EVERYONE. ALSO THEY CLAIMED THAT MUSIC DONE BY ROCK OF FINNISH GOLD IN THEIRS RANX FOURTEEN FROM ELECTRIC OF EXTEND. AAAARGHHHH I AM SO ANGRY WITH THEM !!! IN THE RANX MUSIC WAS DONE BY FCS OF FIG AND NOBODY ELSE !! I WROTE THIS TEXT ABOUT EXTEND BECAUSE THEIR FAULTS STOOD OUT IN THE DEMOS SO CLEAR THAT IT WOULD BE BAD FOR THOSE COMPOSERS WHO HAS DONE THE MUSICS. UNDER THE CIRCUMSTANCES I WILL STOP THIS CRAP TALKING ABOUT FUCKER 'EXTEND'. REST IN PEACE !!! NOW I WANT TO SEND FINNISH GREETINGS IN RANKED ORDER TO FOLLOWING COOL NAMES. CHEERS TO CONTEX ... ORIGO ... BEYOND FORCE ... MOTION ... Z-CIRCLE ... FINNISH GOLD ... BROWBEAT ... COSINE ... WWE ... TO NAME BUT A FEW. THE REST ARE SO LAME THAT I AM NOT ABLE TO EVEN WRITE THEM HERE. FORGET THE LOSERS !! NOW THAT I WROTE THOSE HIP'N'HOPS I WOULD CONTINUE THE LIST AS SENDING PERSONAL HELLOS. I RISE MY DICK TO... KAISER OF SHAPE ... WALLIE OF Z-CIRCLE ... DIABLO OF DEPREDATORS ... FIREFOX OF ILLUSION ... COMJA OF MANOWAR ... MYSTERY OF LAZER ... IKON OF CRUDE ... REBEL OF ATOM ... AND OF COURSE TO THESE KNICKERS MEMBERS... SHOGUN ... XENTRIX ... NAPALM WELL THE CLOCK LOOKS LIKE TEN OVER TWO A.M. IT IS SO COOL THAT THE SCHOOL IS OVER. MAYBE I WILL START STUDIES NOT UNTIL THE YEAR NINETEEN NINETY-TWO. MY MILITARY SERVICE WILL START IN NINETEEN NINETY-ONE. BAH !! I JUST REMEMBERED THAT JAYWALKER WILL BE IN THE ARMY ALREADY IN NEXT CHRISTMAS !!! AFTER RECONSIDERING THE DATE IS TWENTYSEVENTH OF DECEMBER. SO I HAVE BEEN IN HOLIDAYS DURING LAST THIRTEEN DAYS. NO SCHOOL PROBLEMS RATHER TIME PROBLEMS! ABOUT THAT JW'S NEW COMPUTER I WANT TO SAY IT IS OK. HE IS DISAPPOINTED AT THE NEW COMPU BUT I THINK HE WAS TOO LOYAL TO HIS OLD'N'SHIT COMPU THAT IF NEW ONE ISN'T AS OLD SHIT THEN HE JUDGE IT. HE IS DISSATISFIED WITH NEW COLOURS AND NEW CHARMING MODEL AND KEYBOARD. IN FACT THE KEYBOARD ISN'T AS GOOD AS MINE. ALSO HE HAS NEED OF ACTION REPLAY. I BORROWED MY ACTION REPLAY TO HIM AND I NOTICED HE WAS PLEASED WITH MY ACTION REPLAY. HE EVEN SMILE AT ME WHEN HE USED IT. I THINK HE WAS MAD ABOUT MY A.R. AND HE WILL BUY NEW ONE FOR HIMSELF IN THE FUTURE. OR WHAT YOU SAY JW ???? WAS MY SUGGESTION GOOD ??? ASCH.... MAYBE HE WILL SAY ... NEVER I WILL BUY A.R. AS MY NAME IS JARMO VAISANEN !!!! DUNNO LAUGH DICK-BOY !!! SHIT SHIT SHIT..... THERE IS STILL TOO MUCH SPACE LEFT SO I MUST WRITE MORE CRAP ABOUT SOMEBODY. I WOULD RATHER HAVE SLEEP THAN WRITE TEXT. BUT ON THE OTHER HAND I HAVEN'T WRITE TEXT FOR DEMOS SINCE I DID QUIZZICAL !! IN ALL CRITICISMING IS QUITE NICE !!! WHO IS NEXT UNLUCKY SACRIFICE.... YEP I FOUND HIM !!! HE IS BELCH OF CURSOR !!!! THANX ABOUT YOUR STUPID CALL. EHE EHE !!!! WHERE IS THE UNITED STATES ??? EHE EHE !!! I DUNNO KNOW. IS THE NEAREST STATE ISRAEL ??? EHE EHE !!! WHERE IS PUNKAHARJU ?? EHE EHE !! I THINK IT IS SOMEWHERE IN THE SOVIET UNION !!! EHE EHE !! YOU ARE RIGHT !!! EHE EHE !! OH FUCK, I HATE THAT GAY SO MUCH. HERE IS THE LIST ABOUT DREGS IN FINLAND.... SIRE .. CURSOR .. ABASE .. EXTEND .. DEATH SECTOR .. DELTA FORCE .. PUH HUH.... THEY ARE NOW SAFELY OVER. OH FUCK I FEEL LIKE DESTROYING ALL THOSE BASTARDS. NOW I AM SO TIRED THAT I MUST KEEP ON WRITING LATER. SEE YOU AFTER A LITTLE BREAK. CRUISER OF KNICKERS LEAVING OFF....... HUUUURRRAAAAY !!!! I AM BACK AGAIN. NOW I AM AT EDIE'S OF COSINE PLACE. EDIE IS WATCHING THIS WRITING SO I WILL GIVE THE KEYBOARD OVER HIM. COME AND FUCK IT EDIE !!!!! ZAPPA DAPPA DOO !!! HERE FUCKS EDIE OF COSINE BEHIND THE KEYBOARD .... WELL WHAT CRAP I WOULD WRITE ... NOW I GOT IT ... I SAW THE MOVIE BATMAN OR WAS IT BELCHMAN ?? IT WAS JUST AVERAGE BUT NOT GOOD ... WHO SAYS IT IS GOOD I KILL HIM ... WHO SAYS IT IS BAD I KILL HIM TOO SO JUST LIKE IT MEDIUM ... WELL MAYBE I SHOULD SEND SOME PERSONAL XRAYS TO ... IKU THE PREST OF IGE ... ZEUS OF THE LAZER FORCE ... R.C.S. OF ATRIX ... GOLDRUSH OF CREST ... PORK OF THE PARTY BIT ... KING OF EURASIA ... MAYBE THAT IS ENOUGH ... WELL NOW I MUST TELL THAT I AM VERY LONELY HERE BECAUSE CRUISER HAS LEFT AND MY PARENTS ARE VISITING NEIGHBOURS AND MY BROTHERS AND SISTER HAVE LEFT AND THEY ARE PROBABLY PARTYING AT THE MOMENT.. NO NOT THE DRIVER OFCOURSE HE IS FRESH ... AT LEAST HE TRIES HE HE .... WELL CRUISER WENT OVER TO THE LOCAL TENNISSTAR JANNE KORVINEN MAYBE YOU HAVE HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT HIM BEFORE ... WELL NOW HE WANTED SOME HOT MAGAZINES TO RISE HIS DICK .... NOW HERE COMES A COMMERCIAL ... TRY TO GET MY NEW DEMO ... WELL IT WAS NOT MENTIONED TO BE A DEMO BUT ANYWAY ... GRAFIX BY ME AND CODE BY ME AND SOME HELP FROM CRUISER AND ACTUALLY FROM JW TOO ... GET IT AND SUCK YOUR DICK IN TIME WITH MARC OF SONIX SYSTEMS S COOL TUNE ... WELL NOW THE TEXT GOES ON ... NOW THE TEXT GOES ON ... THE TEXT GOES ON ... TEXT GOES ON ... GOES ON ... ON ... OKAY LETS CONTINUE. HERE IS ONE MAD PEOPLE IN MY PLACE WHO HAD CAME HERE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION ... AND WHAT HE DOES ... HE IS TRYING TO BREAK MY RECORDPLAYER ... HOPE HE DOESN T SUCCEED IN THAT BECAUSE IF HE DOES I HAVE TO KILL HIM SO DO NOT DO IT YETI OK ... YES YOU READ RIGHT ... THAT MAD OVER HERE IS YETI OF CREAMCRACKERS ... YEP GAYBOARD WAS THROWN OVER TO ME ..YETI OF -K-... FIRST I WANT TO GREET FOUR COOL GUY ....SPIDERMAN OF X FACTOR .... HI AGAIN AS YOU SEE I AM BACK IN THE SCENE AGAIN AFTER A LONG WHILE SEND SOON COOLIE SECOND GREET TO BEST GRAPHIXIAN OF FINLAND MAYBE ON OF THE BESTS IN THE WORLD WHO KNOWS FLEX OF ADL ... I DO NOT SWAP WITH YOU BUT I HAVE MET YOU ONCE AND YOURE GREAT GUY WITHOUT COMPO TOO ...HOPE WE SEE AGAIN SOMEWHERE THIRD GREET TO SHOGUN OF -K- HI YOU AS YOU SAW I AM REALLY LAZY SWAPPER SO DO NOT WAIT QUICKLY SENDINGS FROM ME SEND SOON LAST BUT NOT LEAST TO CRIMINAL OF -K- HI YOU HAVE YOU SEEN MY PACKAGE THERE DON T MIND NEITHER DO I BUT I PROMISE THAT IT WILL BE THERE SOMEDAY DON T KNOW WHEN BUT ANYWAY OGAY .. BECAUSE CRUISER HAVE START SEND FUCKINGS I DON T WANT TO BE WORSTER THAN HE I SEND MY OWN BIGGGG FUCKING TO TADAAA HERE IT GO CRUISER OF KNICKERS HMMM.. GOOD ICE CREAM BY THE WAY ... BUT BACK TO THE POINT .... YEAH REALLY SLICK YOUR SMALL DICK I DONT KNOW IF IT IS SMALL BUT I GUESS IT IS AS SMALL AS HE IS HIMSELF ABOUT ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY CENTIMETERS YEAH SO LONG IT IS .... SMALL?... OOVER AND OUT.... OKEIDO ... EDIE STRIKING BACK ... WELL CRUISER HAS COME BACK TO MY PLACE AND WE ARE EATING ICECREAM AND YETI WAS SO GREEDY THAT WHEN I MENTIONED THAT YOU CAN TAKE A BIT MORE OF IT HE ALREADY WAS TAKING MORE ... JAATELO LOPPUU .... AAAPUUUVA !!! AAAPUVA ... AND CONTINUES ... AAARGH !!! .. NOW SOME SOCKHEADED MAN COME OVER HERE AND SCARED ME ... WHAT ARE YOU SCREAMING HE SAID ... THEN I RECOMMEND THAT HE COULD FUCK OFF AND GO AWAY ... HUH HUH HE WENT AWAY ... NOW YOU GUESS IT ... IT WAS SOFT HEARTED YETI WHO ALWAYS FUCKS UP WITH PEOPLE ... NOW I HANDLE THE KEYS UNDER CRUISER ... NOT THE KEYBOARD ONLY THE KEYS HE HE !!! ..... FLYING AWAYYY .... RRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG.......... FIRE ALARM !!!! TIME IS NOW ONE OVER TEN P.M. BY THE WAY EDIE'S FATHER IS CHIEF IN THE FIRE-BRIGADE SO HE HAD TO GO TO THE FIREPLACE. ALLOW ME SEND FUCKINGS TO SOMEONE VERY BOASTING GAY. HE OFTEN IRRITATES ME TOO MUCH. MAYBE YOU HAVE GUESSED IT ALREADY! YES HE IS MIGHTY Y E T I OF K N I C K E R S !!!! I AM NOT ASHAMED TO HAVE THE FACE TO TELL ABOUT HIM MORE BECAUSE I HAVE NOT MUCH SPACE FOR WRITING. BUT ACTUALLY I MEANT NO HARM TO YOU SO I HOPE YOU ARE NOT ANGRY FOR ME.. YETI !!! KEEP ON MAKING COOL PICCYS AND LOGOS. BECAUSE I AM IN THAT MOOD OF WRITING I CAN TELL MORE ABOUT JAYWALKER. DO YOU KNOW THAT HE MUST GO TO THE ENTRANCE EXAMINATION IN NEXT WEEK ?? I SUPPOSE HE HAS TOLD ABOUT IT ALREADY BUT I WANT TO TELL MORE ABOUT IT WHAT JW HAS NOT TOLD YOU. BAH HAH HAH HEH !!!! HE MUST CRAM PHYSICS AND MATHEMATICS ENORMOUSLY BEFORE THE TESTS. BY THE BALL DO YOU LIKE ABOUT BADMINTON ??? I LIKE IT VEEEEERY MUCH !!! WE I AND JW PLAY IT TWO TIMES IN THE WEEK. WE GOT THE NEW BATS ONE WEEK AGO. HEY YOU !! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT FUCKING BATMAN !!! OR SHOULD I USE WORDS RACKET .. CLUB .. STICK ??? WHO CARES !!! BATMAN IS A ????? MOVIE !! I COULDN'T SAY WHAT KIND OF MOVIE IT IS BECAUSE EDIE EDWARDS THREATED SHOOT ME IF I TELL YOU MY OPINION ABOUT THE BATMAN. THEREFORE I DID NOT SAY! TODAY I WATCHED A FILM WHICH WAS BETTER THAN BATMAN. THE NAME IS... RETURN FROM RIVER KWAI !!! IT WAS COOL BECAUSE THERE WAS KILLED SO MANY FUCKING JAPANESE. I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST JAPANESE BUT CHINESE ARE JUST IDIOTS !!! IF I WOULD DO SOMETHING THEN I KILL AT LEAST A HALF BILLION CHINESE !!! DEAD CHINESE IS ONLY GOOD CHINESE. I GUESS YOU HAVE READ THE GREETINGS FROM INTRO PART SO I WON'T PUT THEM HERE ANYMORE. APUUUUUVA !!! APPARENTLY YOU HAVEN'T READ THEM SO I WRITE DOWN SOME NAMES NEVERTHELESS. BIG TITS AND DEEP PUSSYS TO... GENESIS .. DCS .. ILLUSION .. FAIRLIGHT .. NATO .. CENSOR .. HORIZON .. CONTEX .. ACTION .. DOMINATORS .. COSMOS .. LAZER .. AND TO FORGOTTEN ONES..... I SUPPOSE NOBODY THAN KNICKERS MEMBERS HAVE READ TILL HERE. OTHERWISE YOU MUST BE A REAL TEXT EATER!! TO NAME BUT A FEW EDIE OF COSINE AND JAYWALKER.THIS TEXT IS GETTING BORED SO I WILL SOON THROW OVER EDIE. BEFORE THAT I WANT TO SEND NOTE TO DIABLO OF DEPREDATORS. YOU WROTE ME THE BOOK WHICH CONTAINED A HUNDRED AND FIFTY PAGES !!! I AM GONNA BEAT IT BUT NOT UNTIL SUMMER. I HAVEN'T TIME FOR DOING IT EARLIER. YOU SHOGUN !!! WAIT TILL SUMMER TOO BECAUSE THEN YOU WILL GET VERY GOOD MAGAZINES WITHIN GIRLS WHO HAS VERY VERY BIG TITS!! IF I REMEMBERED RIGHT YOU WERE CRAZY ABOUT BIG TITS !!!!!! HAH HAH HAH EDIE CLAIMED THAT HE WOULD GO TO OULU BY MOPED !!! WELL THAT WAS GREAT IDEA. FROM PUOLANKA TO OULU IS ABOUT A HUNDRED AND THIRTY-FIVE KILOMETERS. HE GOT THAT MAD IDEA JUST AFTER I TOLD HIM I WILL GO TO OULU BY CAR !!! OBOE... WE DECIDED TO STOP WRITING FOR WHILE BECAUSE WE ARE GONNA PLAY THE WORD-GAME. THIS TEXT IS NOW NEARLY FIFTY BLOCKS LONG. CRUISER OF KNICKERS WHISTLING OFF AND PLAYING ON. YEAH !!! IT LOOKS LIKE I AM EXPERT AS PLAYING WORD-GAME. I WON IT AGAIN. I GOT OVER TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY POINTS AND EDIE GOT ONLY LESS THAN ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY. BY THE NIGHT I AM AT HOME !!! I CAME FROM EDIE'S PUB AN HALF HOUR AGO. FUCK HIM !!! HE SAID THAT THERE IS STREETS LIGHTNING TILL TWO O'CLOCK. BUT THERE WASN'T ANY LIGHTNING AT ALL. I HAD TO GO BY BIKE IN THE DARK SPRING NIGHT !!! I THINK SOME OF MY FRIEDS ARE LAUGHING AT ME JUST NOW BUT I DON'T CARE ABOUT IT. ANYWAY CYCLING WAS QUITE NICE IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT THERE WAS VERY DARK. IN FACT I AM GOOD IN ORIENTEERING. JW AND YETI AREN'T. I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG THIS TEXT WILL BE BUT I THINK MORE THAN SIXTY BLOCKS. JW ASKED ME AND YETI AND EDIE TO FILL SUM BYTES FOR HIS DEMO PART OF KNICKERS NEWEST DEMO CALLED CRIME. HE SAID WE ARE ABLE TO FILL SO MUCH SPACE WE WANT. I DECIDED TO CARRY OUT HIS PLANS AS WELL AS I CAN SO WRAP TIME WILL BE LATER. EASTER TIME WOULD BE NICE BUT THERE IS SOMETHING WHICH I DON'T LIKE. THE NEWSPAPERS DON'T COME OUT. SIXTEENTH OF THE APRIL WILL START ICEHOCKEY WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT IN BERN. I WISH FINLAND WOULD WIN AT LEAST THE THIRD PLACE. HOPLAA !!! I AM OUT OF IDEAS INSTEAD OF WRITING MORE BULLSHIT I HAD BETTER NOT TO COMMENT ON MORE IN THIS NIGHT AND LOOK AFTER SLEEP. LET'S HOPE THE BEST AND PREPARE FOR THE WORST SAYS CRUISER OF KNICKERS AT THE SAME TIME SLOWING DOWN AND ENDING THE STORY FOR THE DEMO PART. I AM GOING TO BED. BYE TILL MORNING. ROOOUUUURRRRR .... HERE IS EDIE HACKING AGAIN .... WELL. I AM GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT PERFECT SPORT ... VOLLEYBALL .... I JUST CAME FROM MATCH WHICH WAS NOT THAT GOOD AS I EXPECTED BUT ANYWAY ... TRY TO LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT VOLLEYBALL .... FIRST YOU HAVE TO GET THE BALL ON OTHERS SIDE OR YOU LOSE THE BALL.YOU HAVE THREE TOUCHES TO GET THE BALL TO OTHER SIDE ... YOU CAN FINGERHIT ... YOU CAN DICKHIT ... AND YOU CAN LEAVE IT TO THE OTHERS.. OKAY THATS ENOUGH ABOUT THAT.. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE BEETLEJUICE IT IS JUST MISERABLE ... SOON CRUISER SAYS THAT IT IS GOOD OR WHAT ?? NOW I'LL TELL YOU THE SIXTYFOUR USER S BIBLE ... FIRST THERE WAS A COMMO AND THEN THERE WERE SOME COOL GROUPS LIKE TRIAD 1001 CREW F.C.S. AND OTHERS ... THEN SOME LAMIGAS CAME AND SPOILED THE SCENE ... SO YOUR BIBLE IS THIS ... KICK ALL LAMIGAS AND KEEP SIXTYFOUR ALIVE ... WELL I AM NOW AT CRUISER S PLACE AND CRUISER IS CHECKING HIS FOOTBALL POOLS AND HE IS MOANING SOME SENTINENTAL WORDS BECAUSE HE ALMOST WON BUT HE SHOULD NEED A ONE RIGHT ANSWER MORE ... OK IF YOU ARE COOL DUDE AND YOU HAVE SOME STUFF TO SEND AWAY THEN I DON T MIND IF YOU TRY TO SEND IT TO ME ... ADDRESS AS FOLLOWS ... EDIE OF COSINE PASI MUSTONEN KIISKILANKATU 16 89200 PUOLANKA IN GOOD OLD FINLAND OR IF YOU HAVE SOME LAME !!! STUFF YOU CAN SEND IT TO MY NEIGHBOUR YETI ... HIS ADDRESS IS KANI TIMMOAINEN KAKIISKILANTU 1 AND 4 51195 JUOMINGIT LAND IN FIN ... DON T SEND HIM HOT STUFF BECAUSE HE WOULD MIND THAT .... WELL NOW MY TENTACLE IS SHIVERING LIKE CRUISER IS TALKING WITH JAYWALKER .... I AM GOING TO WATCH A FILM TODAY AND IT IS CALLED INDIANA JONES THE LAST CRUSADE I HOPE IT IS BETTER THAN THE BATMOVIE .... WHAT SHOULD I WRITE NOW ... OK MAYBE I TELL YOU THAT PUOLANKA CITY IS REMOVING IT S DREGS ... HOTEL MAAKUNTA WAS A PLACE FOR THEM EARLIER BUT NOW THE CITYCOUNCIL THOUGHT THAT IT SHOULD BREAK UP SO ... IN LAST NIGHT THEY TOOK A BOMB TO THE HOTEL ... BBBBAAAAUUUMMMM ..... ALL DREGS WERE KILLED AND THE PLACE IF YOU CAN CALL IT A PLACE LOOKED LIKE A BERLINS WALL NOWADAYS .... I QUIT NOW AND LOOK A COOL ENGLISH SKETCHFILM CALLED TODAY S SANDWICH ... EUROPE COME INTEGRATED SO BE PRESENT AT COITUS. THE FILM WASN T SO GOOD AS I THINK BUT THE SHOW IS BASED UP WITH ONE GOOD ACTOR WHO IS MEL SMITH. THE RESULT IN THE MAAKUNTA CASE WAS THAT THE CITY COUNCIL WERE KICKED OUT OF THEIR POSITIONS ... COUNCIL GET A LIFETIME IN PRISON SO THE REAL DREGS ARE NOW REMOVED ... NOW MY OPINION ABOUT LAMERS .... EVERYBODY IS LAME IN START BUT IF YOU TRY TO GET COOLNESS WITH AN OLD COOL GROUPS NAME THEN YOU ARE REALLY L A M E ... SO YOU GERMAN LAMERS DONT STEAL OTHER COOL GROUPS NAMES OK ... TUTTAVALLISESTI KATSOO HAN ... ITSENSA SISALLE HAHMOITTAA HAN ... NESTEET ULOS VAPAUTTAA HAN ... OK THAT WAS FINNISH AND IT WAS FROM AN COOL FINNISH SHOW PULTTIBOIS YOU MUST KNOW THE NAMES PIRKKA PEKKA PETELIUS AND AKE KALLIALA ... THEY ARE WORLD SECOND AND THE THIRD ACTORS AFTER EDDIE MURPHY !!! HO HO HO ! IT'S JAYWALKER HERE AGAIN. I JUST READ THE TEXT WHICH WAS WRITTEN BY THAT LAME TRIO... BY THE WAY THE TRIO ICE CREAM IS NOT BAD AT ALL... SHIT. I AM A BIT LATE COZ I SHOULD HAVE SENT THIS PART ALREADY TODAY TO CRIMINAL BUT BECOZ THIS TEXT WAS AT CRUISER'S I COULDN'T SEND IT. SORRY CRIMINAL. HOPEFULLY I AM NOT TOO LATE ! HMM... I DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING MUCH TEXT BUT I SHOULD WRITE COUPLE BLOCKS TO REACH SEVENTY BLOCKS. THAT IS WHAT CRUISER DEMANDED. FUCK YOU. I JUST CAME FROM PLAYING BADMINTON WITH CRUISER. WE PLAYED THIRTEEN GAMES AND I WON ONLY THREE OF THEM... WELL... THE REASON FOR SUCH A LAME PLAYING WAS THAT I WAS TOO TIRED TO PLAY AFTER FIRST SEVEN GAMES BECOS THEN I WON THE LAST TIME... AFTER THAT I WAS REALLY BROKE... OK. I GUESS I SHOULD STOP HERE... SO BYE FROM JAYWALKER AND THE REST OF PUOLANKA GUYS.... TILL NEXT TIME... - S FRESH - C. AT LEAST HE TRIES HE HE - D. WELL CRUISER WENT OVER TO THE LOCAL TENNISSTAR - C JANNE KORVINEN - C MAYBE YOU HAVE HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT HIM BEFORE - C. WELL NOW HE WANTED SOME HOT MAGAZINES TO RISE HIS DICK - D. NOW HERE COMES A COMMERCIAL - C. TRY TO GET MY NEW DEMO - C. WELL IT WAS NOT MENTIONED TO BE A DEMO BUT ANYWAY - C. GRAFIX BY ME AND CODE BY ME AND SOME HELP FROM CRUISER AND ACTUALLY FROM JW TOO - C. GET IT AND SUCK YOUR DICK IN TIME WITH MARC OF SONIX SYSTEMS S COOL TUNE - C. WELL NOW THE TEXT GOES ON - C. NOW THE TEXT GOES ON - C. THE TEXT GOES ON - C. TEXT GOES ON - C. OKAY LETS CONTINUE. HERE IS ONE MAD PEOPLE IN MY PLACE WHO HAD CAME HERE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION - C. AND WHAT HE DOES - C. HE IS TRYING TO BREAK MY RECORDPLAYER - C. HOPE HE DOESN T SUCCEED IN THAT BECAUSE IF HE DOES I HAVE TO KILL HIM SO DO NOT DO IT YETI OK - C. YES YOU READ RIGHT - C. THAT MAD OVER HERE IS YETI OF CREAMCRACKERS - C. YEP GAYBOARD WAS THROWN OVER TO ME ..YETI OF -K- - C. FIRST I WANT TO GREET FOUR COOL GUY - D.SPIDERMAN OF X FACTOR - C AS YOU SEE I AM BACK IN THE SCENE AGAIN AFTER A LONG WHILE - C SEND SOON COOLIE - G SECOND GREET TO BEST GRAPHIXIAN OF FINLAND MAYBE ON OF THE BESTS IN THE WORLD WHO KNOWS - C. I DO NOT SWAP WITH YOU BUT I HAVE MET YOU ONCE AND YOURE GREAT GUY WITHOUT COMPO TOO - C.HOPE WE SEE AGAIN SOMEWHERE - E THIRD GREET TO SHOGUN OF -K- HI YOU - D AS YOU SAW I AM REALLY LAZY SWAPPER SO DO NOT WAIT QUICKLY SENDINGS FROM ME SEND SOON - C LAST BUT NOT LEAST TO CRIMINAL OF -K- HI YOU - C HAVE YOU SEEN MY PACKAGE THERE - C DON T MIND NEITHER DO I - D BUT I PROMISE THAT IT WILL BE THERE SOMEDAY DON T KNOW WHEN BUT ANYWAY - E OGAY .. BECAUSE CRUISER HAVE START SEND FUCKINGS I DON T WANT TO BE WORSTER THAN HE - C I SEND MY OWN BI - D CRUISER OF KNICKERS - CM.. GOOD ICE CREAM BY THE WAY - C. BUT BACK TO THE POINT - D. YEAH REALLY SLICK YOUR SMALL DICK I DONT KNOW IF IT IS SMALL BUT I GUESS IT IS AS SMALL AS HE IS HIMSELF ABOUT ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY CENTIMETERS YEAH SO LONG IT IS - C. OOVER AND OUT - C. EDIE STRIKING BACK - C. WELL CRUISER HAS COME BACK TO MY PLACE AND WE ARE EATING ICECREAM AND YETI WAS SO GREEDY THAT WHEN I MENTIONED THAT YOU CAN TAKE A BIT MORE OF IT HE ALREADY WAS TAKING MORE - C. JAATELO LOPPUU - C. AND CONTINUES - C! .. NOW SOME SOCKHEADED MAN COME OVER HERE AND SCARED ME - C. WHAT ARE YOU SCREAMING HE SAID - C. THEN I RECOMMEND THAT HE COULD FUCK OFF AND GO AWAY - C. HUH HUH HE WENT AWAY - C. NOW YOU GUESS IT - C. IT WAS SOFT HEARTED YETI WHO ALWAYS FUCKS UP WITH PEOPLE - C. NOW I HANDLE THE KEYS UNDER CRUISER - C. NOT THE KEYBOARD ONLY THE KEYS HE HE - D! TIME IS NOW ONE OVER TEN P.MUSIC BY REYN OUWEHAND/SCOOP! - ABOUT PERFECT SPORT - D. I JUST CAME FROM MATCH WHICH WAS NOT THAT GOOD AS I EXPECTED BUT ANYWAY - QH GIMME 8 SECONDS ... AYWALKER HERE AGAIN. I JUST READ THE TEXT WHICH WAS WRITTEN BY THAT LAME TRIO - C. BY THE WAY THE TRIO ICE CREAM IS NOT BAD AT ALL - C. SHIT. I AM A BIT LATE COZ I SHOULD HAVE SENT THIS PART ALREADY TODAY TO CRIMINAL BUT BECOZ THIS TEXT WAS AT CRUISER'S I COULDN'T SEND IT. SORRY CRIMINAL. HOPEFULLY I AM NOT TOO LATE ! HMM - C. I DON'T FEEL LIKE WRITING MUCH TEXT BUT I SHOULD WRITE COUPLE BLOCKS TO REACH SEVENTY BLOCKS. THAT IS WHAT CRUISER DEMANDED. FUCK YOU. I JUST CAME FROM PLAYING BADMINTON WITH CRUISER. WE PLAYED THIRTEEN GAMES AND I WON ONLY THREE OF THEM - C. THE REASON FOR SUCH A LAME PLAYING WAS THAT I WAS TOO TIRED TO PLAY AFTER FIRST SEVEN GAMES BECOS THEN I WON THE LAST TIME - C. AFTER THAT I WAS REALLY BROKE - C. OK. I GUESS I SHOULD STOP HERE - C. SO BYE FROM JAYWALKER AND THE REST OF PUOLANKA GUYS - D. TILL NEXT TIME - MUSIC BY REYN OUWEHAND/SCOOP! - J GIMME 8 SECONDS -
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- ANYMORE AND WRITE TO THIS ADDY FASTE - - HAI DEMENTIAS!!!! WELCOME TO MY( - ) PART.....HUMMM..WELL WHATTA YA THINK ABOUT THAT BORDER PLOTTER UP THERE??? - ? I THINK IT'S QUITE - OR WHAT? QUESS HOW MANY DOTS ARE THERE..... - ?? O.K. I TELL YA.. THERE ARE - PLOTS BOUNCING UP'N'DOWN! NOT VERY MUCH BUT YOU MUST ADMIT THAT IT'S MY - REAL PART EVER.. SO I THINK THAT YA CAN UNDERSTAND THAT! LET'S PUMP THE - OUT BEFORE I FORGET THEM!.... EXUBERANT CODE BY - LOGO DRAWN BY - THIS 1X1 CHAR BY - LITTLE IMPROVEMENTS BY ME... MUSIC BY SOME AVERAGE COMPOSER ... THAT'S IT...... HOHHOIJAA!! KYLLAPA ALKAA VASYTTAA! - ! TOMORROW TO SCHOOL!! YES,GREAT OR WHAT... WHATTA TO WRITE??? ETERNAL PROBLEM.. - NOTE TO YOU COOL DUDES OUT THERE!! I NEED MORE COOL SWAPPERS....SO DON'T - ANYMORE AND WRITE TO THIS ADDY FASTER THAN LIGHT! - PL 88 90240 OULU FINLAND .....DO IT...,BUT,BUT NOT ANY FUCKING - ,PLEASE! ALSO IF YA WANNA SWAP ORIGINALS... THIS PART WAS SUPPOSED TO BE IN MY OWN DEMO..BUT I THOUGH THAT I WILL GET OFF EASILY WHEN I GIVE THIS PART TO THIS DEMO. - ,YOU KNOW! I HAVEN'T GOT ANY SPECTACULAR IDEADS WHAT TO WRITE SO HERE'S SUM MESSYS TO MY CONTACTS.... - HI OLLI-PEKKA! NO,MITEN MENI SIELLA PARTYILLA??? NO HYVIN TIETENKIN VAI MITA?.... - YO MATE! GREAT DEMO FROM YOU!! ONE OF THE BESTS DEMOS LATELY! P.S. I HAVE DONE MY JOB MANY TIMES..NOW IT'S YOUR TURN....YOU KNOW WHAT JOB!! - HEIPPA KAMUT! COOL STUFF FROM BOTH OF YA!! - TERSE SAMI! COOL STUFF FROM YA!! KEEP IT. THANX FOR THE ORIGINAL! - YOBBO PAL! THANX FOR YOUR COOL SENDINGS!! WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS PART??? - HI WOLFGANG! NOT VERY FAST OR.?? O.K. KEEP SENDING! - HI LIONEL!! NOT HEARD FROM A WHILE! LET'S SWAP ORIGINALS!! - YO PAL! SO YA SWAP WITH ME NOW ON!! NAPALM HAD TOO MANY CONTACTS AND GAVE YOUR ADDY TO ME!! SEND SOON! - HI MAN!! NOT HEARD FROM YOU TOO A WHILE! KEEP COOL SENDS! - HAVE YA STOPPED SWAPPING OR WHAT HAVE HAPPENED YA!! SEND!! - BUSY WITH YOUR GAME??? SEND SOME DAY! OHHH...ZZZZZ AND TO ALL LOVING - MEMBERS!! I'M GETTING TIRED OF WRITING SO I WILL SOON WRAP......SO,SO REMEMBER TO - ME COOL SWAPPERS!! O.K. I'M GETTING OUT THERE! ZZZZZZZZZ - QH PLEASE WAIT 11 SEC. FOR UPCRUNCH ... - QH PLEASE WAIT 11 SEC. FOR UPCRUNCH -
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INSERT COINS NJLJEEJN - INTRO CODED BY JAYWALKER OF KNICKERS KNICKERS - YOUR WILDEST NIGHTMARE HAS... - ZCXCZCXAZCZA]C_C_C_C]A_C A!A_A]AXAUAXA - M N M N M N M N M N M N / ] / - ACO P O P U V O P O P ^ X Y Z [ X Y Z [ X Y Z [ X Y Z [ ^ O0P0O0P0"0#0O - H I H I H I H I H I H I _ W#! H0I0H0I0H0I0H - (SORRY) AGAIN A NEW PRODUCTION FROM KNICKERSP. - DEMO CALLED 'CRIME'L.L C - WITHOUT ANY LONGER SPEECHES I TELL SOMETHING IMPORTANT ABOUT MY (JW) PARTSL.C - OK. MOST IMPORTANT THING WHEN YOU JUDGE MY PARTS IS THAT THEY WERE CODE HALF A YEAR AGO AND THOSE DAYS I DIDN'T BOTHER TO CODE MORE STUFF IN THESE PARTSL.C - THAT MEANS THERE IS NO 'WORK-CODE' INCLUDED IN THE SIDEBORDER ROUTINE EXCEPT IN THIS PART BECOZ I WANTED TO PUT A BETTER TUNE HERE. (ONLY A LITTLE). THEREFORE I COULD SAY THESE TWO PARTS OF MINE ARE REAL RASTER-TIME WASTERSL.^ ANYWAYL. - I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND THAT SO MUCHL.C - AND YOU STILL HAVE THE OTHER PARTS TO ENJOY !! OK. FAST CREDITS FOR THIS PART : CODE BY JAYWALKER / KNICKERSL.C - KNICKERS LOGO BY KAISER / SHAPE..THE-END LOGO BY SHOGUN / KNICKERSL. - 1X1 FONTS BY NAPALM / KNICKERSL.C - MUSIC BY MACMAGIX BEFORE I GIVE UP AND LET CRIMINAL CONTINUE (IN CASE HE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY HERE) I TELL MY PERSONAL GREETINGSL.C - THEY GO TO : ALL KNICKERS MEMBERS, SPECIALLY SHOGUN,CRIMINAL,CRITTER,DAVE AND THE FINNISH MEMBERSL. - EDIE OF COSINE (LOCAL LAMERL. - HEHHEH!) AND MY SWAP PALS PORSCHE OF NUKEBUSTERSL.> CRONY OF ORIGOL. - HOOKIE OF COSINEL.6 AND THE RESTL. - (?) BYE FROM JAYWALKERL. - AND NOW CRIMINALL.L F - :WHO ? .. ME ??T &EHH.. OK P./ RHMM L. C - I'M VERY BUSY WITH LINKING THESE PARTS NOW,SO MY HEAD IS FULL OF ADDRESSES,AND NOT SCROLL-TEXTS ..X - THE TIME IS 3:44 L. - (NOT MORE ? THEN I HAVE JUST STARTED), C - I GUESS I OWE A COUPLE OF GUYS AN APPOLOGIE FOR NOT SENDING IN HALF A YEAR (SPECIAL THANX TO THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE KEPT SENDING THOUGH I DIDN'T REPLY) ..P - THAT HAVE SEVERAL REASONS,BUT MAINLY THAT I'M BUSY AT SCHOOL.X C - IF YOU HAVE A FEELING THAT YOU WERE LOW IN THE RANKING-LIST THEN CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:/ - 1.HAVE YOU GREETED US IN YOUR DEMOS ?X - 2.HAVE YOU RANKED US HIGH ENOUGH ?X - 3. HAVE YOU VOTED FOR US IN THE MAGS ?T - 4.ARE YOU A SOCIALIST ?( - 5.ARE YOU A COMMIE ?< - 6.HAVE YOU SENT FAST ENOUGH ? - (THERE YOU GOT SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT !), - IF YOUR NAME IS OLA RUUD THEN GO AND CRUNCH YOUR SUCKING HEAD !( X.T - ALSO LOOK OUTFOR COOL STUFF FROM CINEFEX DESIGNS (AMIGA) ..8 C - WELL,LET'S CONTINUE CRUNCHING AND LINKING,AND FINNISH WITH A LITTLE WORD BY MARXP F:T - WORKERS IN ALL COUNTRIES P.P .FUCK YOU !! - DEPECHE MODE RULES !! - LZL.PZP.JZZL.0ZA - GGHHIIJJKLMMNOPQRSTUWXZ[]_ "$')+.147:> - ZCXCZCXAZCZA]C_C_C_C]A_C A!A_A]AXAUAXA - M N M N M N M N M N M NL G - ACO P O P U V O P O P ^ X Y Z [ X Y Z [ X Y Z [ X Y Z [ ^ O0P0O0P0"0#0O - H I H I H I H I H I H I _ W#! H0I0H0I0H0I0H -
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TO READ MESSAGE. - TO WRITE MESSAGE. YH - P-(C) ARTLINE DESIGNS 1990-MJL - - PLAYER BY AK / MUSIC BY AH -H - ODING BY... - 1 SLIM PL - - USTRALIA - NSTRUCTIONS... 1. - 1 TO EDIT NEXT PAGE 2. - LAST PAGE 3. - NTER SAVE-NAME AND WAIT FOR PACK+SAVE . - HE EDITOR IS BUILT FROM SCRATCH SINCE - NE . - UMMDINGER - - - ON THE KEYS!!! - ,I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THIS - ! DELAY TO ALL MINE CONTACTS!! - ..I TELL YA WHY! - HERE WAS A PERIOD THAT I DIDN'T GET STUFF IN TWO WEEKS!!.( - AYWALKER GOT A CALL FROM OUR - ORWEGIAN MEMBER CALLED - ! - E TOLD THAT HE WAS FINISHING OUR DEMO DURING THE - O I DECIDED TO WAIT.... - INALLY THE DEMO CAME ABOUT - WEEKS LATE SO....... - OW YOU KNOW THE STORY! - LEASE SEND NOW ON TO MY - YOU GOT THAT! -- - 'M GETTING OUT OF NEWS..SO - - - - - ! - HUNDERHAWK / - - EVIL / - - OF COURSE TO ALL - MEMBERS!! - NEED MORE COOL CONTACTS SO CONTACT ME AT: - - - 88 90240 - - - OTTA LEAVE NOW!... - ! - -
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1. - 6. BROWBEAT 2. W.O.T. 7. CENTURY 3. S.H.A.P.E. 8. THE FORCE 4. UNICESS 9. HOAXERS 5. THE GA'S 10. MOTION 4X3 FONTS BY - O - 6. BROWBEAT 2. W.O.T. 7. CENTURY 3. S.H.A.P.E. 8. THE FORCE 4. UNICESS 9. HOAXERS 5. THE GA'S 10. MOTION AHHHHHHHDHHHHHHH - XUUUUUUYZ[W/]^W____ __!!!!!!!!!! - - CREDITS FOR THE - 4X3 FONTS BY - LOGO BY - 1X1 FONTS BY - MUSIC BY - -
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TO READ MESSAGE. - TO WRITE MESSAGE. /H - ABBEHKNQTWZ] #&),/ - ODING BY... - 1 SLIM PL - - USTRALIA - NSTRUCTIONS... 1. - 1 TO EDIT NEXT PAGE 2. - LAST PAGE 3. - NTER SAVE-NAME AND WAIT FOR PACK+SAVE . - HE EDITOR IS BUILT FROM SCRATCH SINCE - NE . - UMMDINGER - ! - ! - HEY SURE ARE.. HI IM - - AND I SURE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU IF YOU GOT ANY OF THOSE ORG. GAMES.. I'LL START SWAP ORG. GAMES THEREFORE I NEED TO HEAR FROM OTHER GUYS WHO ALSO ARE IN THAT SITUATION.. - O IF YOU WANNA HELP ME WITH THAT PROBLEM THEN GRAP A PEN'N PAPER AND HANG ON! - ! - HE GAMES I NEED MUST BE PRETTY NEW! (IN FACT THE NEWEST YOU CAN GET!) SO IF YOU'VE GOT SOME THEN SEND'EM TO THE UP-COMMING ADDY AND I'LL SEND ANOTHER ONE BACK! - ERE'S MY ADRESS: - - IELSEN - KOVSYREVEJ 6 4700 - AESTVED - ENMARK - - OPE TO HEAR FROM - SOON! - ND IF YOU ANIT GOT ANY ORG. GAMES THEN SEND THIS NOTE TO ONE OF YA MATES THAT HAVE SOME OKEY?? - - - ! - - ! - - -